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TROOPER - a beer created by Iron Maiden, brewed by Robinsons
£26.00Named and labelled after the Classic IRON MAIDEN song, ‘Trooper’ is a premium British beer charged full of flavour. Specially developed by Bruce Dickinson and hand-crafted by Robinsons Brewery, Trooper is a deep golden ale with citric hop notes and dominating malt flavours with a subtle hint of lemon. It has a real depth of character with complex hop notes using a combination of Goldings, Bobec and Cascade Hops. £26.00 per case of 8 x 500ml including delivery within the UK only.
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THE TIPPLE OF DOOM - 12 X 500ml bottles - Delivery outside the West Midlands
£44.00THE TIPPLE OF DOOM - A rich dark treacle porter that provides a heavy texture with a fine rich base and middle sitting below strong molasses and chocolate flavours
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Two Towers Brewery, situated in the Jewellery Quarter, the traditional manufacturing district of Birmingham, create ales that rekindle the spirit of a city renowned for its bold innovation and industry. Their products are identified with historical features and characters of Birmingham which have contributed to its proud heritage. Brummie of the Year 2008 and Kerrang’s very own Johnny Doom is one such character after whom Tipple of Doom is named.
Tipple of Doom is a rich, syrupy dark porter that provokes treacle flavours throughout with a robust dark malt finish that leaves a very favourable lingering impression.
This bottle conditioned beer contains some yeast sediment, wheat, and barley.
4.8% ABV.
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THE TIPPLE OF DOOM - 12 X 500ml bottles - Delivery within the West Midlands
£34.00THE TIPPLE OF DOOM - A rich dark treacle porter that provides a heavy texture with a fine rich base and middle sitting below strong molasses and chocolate flavours
Two Towers Brewery, situated in the Jewellery Quarter, the traditional manufacturing district of Birmingham, create ales that rekindle the spirit of a city renowned for its bold innovation and industry. Their products are identified with historical features and characters of Birmingham which have contributed to its proud heritage. Brummie of the Year 2008 and Kerrang’s very own Johnny Doom is one such character after whom Tipple of Doom is named.
Tipple of Doom is a rich, syrupy dark porter that provokes treacle flavours throughout with a robust dark malt finish that leaves a very favourable lingering impression.
This bottle conditioned beer contains some yeast sediment, wheat, and barley.
4.8% ABV.
12 X 500ml bottles delivered in the UK. Over 18s only. Shipping within the UK only. This listing is for shipping within the the West Midlands. Please see the listing in related products if you are ordering from outside the West Midlands.Also available at:
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Stirchley Wines, Pershore Rd, Stirchley,
Vino, Kings Norton Green,
WIne Lord, Constitution Hill, Birmingham, and
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Sssnakepit by Enter Shikari, ABV 5%, 8-pack
£24.00Enter Shikari and beer aficionados, Signature Brew, have come together to unleash SSSnakepit, a devilishly defiant lager designed to have the insipid mainstream whimpering in the corner! This real beer packs a rambo-esque punch... subtle to begin with the pernicious American hops assault the tongue and leave you refreshed before the satisfying dry finish at 5% ABV. 8-pack £24.00 including delivery in the UK.
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Imaginaerum Ribera del Duero wine by Nightwish - Case of 6 Bottles
£80.00Named after Nightwish’s latest album this red wine is sourced from some of the most prestigious vineyards in central Spain. The band’s Tuomas Holopainen describes it as ‘the most imaginative wine on the planet. … inspired by otherworldly splendours, moments of wonderment and the joyous sound of laughter with a hint of campfire poetry, music of the spheres, and the long, smooth, star-filled finish of Lucid Dreams’. See for yourself at just £80 for a case of 6 bottles including delivery in the UK.
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Imaginaerum Ribera del Duero wine by Nightwish
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Motorhead Bastards lager, abv 4.7%, 6x 330ml bottles
£25.00Now available in the UK… Motorhead Bastards lager, a 4.7% lager especially made in Sweden for Motorhead for Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers alike!
Order yours now and be one of the first in the UK to down this Ace of Swedes Lager! 6x 330ml bottles for £25 with free postage in the UK. But hurry, as this is the first UK shipment, there’s limited stock!Over 18s only. Shipping within the UK only.
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2009 Rolling Stones ‘Forty Licks’ Merlot 6 x 750ml
£103.002009 Rolling Stones ‘Forty Licks’ Merlot 6 x 750ml K-Plonk is proud to introduce Wines That Rock - great tasting wines, direct from the US, inspired by the Music of legendary rock groups. To capture the essence of the album ‘Forty Licks’, the 40 tracks that cover the Rolling Stones' career, Wines That Rock chose a 2009 Merlot, a solid classic wine that, like the music of the Stones, stands the test of time. Aromas of black cherry, with hints of mint are followed by rich flavours of plum, black cherry, brown sugar, cinnamon, and cedar in this dry red wine. Enjoy with herb-roasted chicken, grilled beef or smoky chili. Case of 6 x 750ml bottles. Alcohol 13.5%. £103.00 including delivery in the UK. Sales within and to the UK only. Learn More -
Rotweisser Absinthe Herbal Liqueur - 700ml (30%)
£32.00Rotweisser Absinthe Herbal Liqueur - 700ml (30%) Rotweisser, the herbal-infused absinthe liqueur is a new premium herbal liqueur made with a blend of botanicals, including Aertemisia Absinthium. Price: £32.00 including delivery in the UK. Over 18s only. Shipping within the UK only. Learn More -
Chateau Miraval ‘Pink Floyd’ Cotes de Provence 2011. Case of 6 Bottles.
£86.99Château Miraval is owned by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – but don’t let that put you off this delightful rose wine! It is called ‘Pink Floyd’ as the band recorded part of 'The Wall' at the Chateau and reputedly became fond of the wine during their stay. It has a lovely pale pink colour and the nose is intense, with delicate raspberry and red fruits-of-the-forest flavours. The grapes for this organic wine are hand harvested and the wine is made by saignée method where grapes are allowed to gently bleed for three hours.
COUNTRY: France
BOTTLE SIZE: 75cl
ABV: 13.5%
Case of 6 Bottles
Price: £89.99, including FREE delivery within the UK.Over 18s only. Shipping only available within the UK.
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Oxley Cold-Distilled Gin (100cl, 47%)
£67.00Oxley Cold-Distilled Gin (100cl, 47%) Perhaps the most innovative Gin yet? Oxley Gin is distilled under vacuum, meaning that the Distillate boils at -5 degrees celsius, and re-condenses at -100 celcius . The result is an English gin that manages to retain many of the very subtle and delicate flavours that can be lost when heating botanicals either in the pot, or with vapour. Price: £67.00 including delivery in the UK. Over 18s only. Shipping within the UK only. Learn More -
2008 ‘The Dark Side of the Moon’ Cabernet Sauvignon 6 x 750 ml bottles
£103.002008 ‘The Dark Side of the Moon’ Cabernet Sauvignon 6 x 750 ml bottles K-Plonk is proud to introduce Wines That Rock - great tasting wines, direct from the US, inspired by the Music of legendary rock groups. ‘Dark Side Of The Moon’, is a 2008 Cabernet Sauvignon that reflects the hauntingly dense, brooding and timeless character of Pink Floyd’s masterpiece album. Aromas of black currant and cherry are followed by rich flavours of cassis, toasted vanilla bean, and hints of chocolate in this rich dry red wine. Best served with chicken dishes, beef and lamb, and red sauced pasta. Case of 6 x 750ml bottles. Alcohol 13.5%. £103.00 including delivery in the UK. Sales within and to the UK only. Learn More -
Frank Turner beer 'Believe' - 24 x 330ml bottles.
£50.48In conjunction with Signature Brew, Frank Turner has created his own signature beer 'Believe' to be a modern twist on the traditional wheat beer encompassing citrus and orange flavours to create a refreshing brew. Designed to accompany easy afternoons and long nights, this clear 4.8% Witbier (Belgian Style Wheat Beer) has a crispness that will refresh and subtleties to engage the palate.
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As Frank says: "Being asked to design a beer was a new one for me. In the end I learned a lot, and ended up with a beer with my name on the label, which is pretty much the pinnacle of any road-dog's ambitions".
24 x 330ml bottles. £50.48 including delivery within the UK.

