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The Dark Side is all about the pursuit of pleasure. K-Plonk invite wine lovers to succumb to the hedonistic allure of gorgeously sensuous Cabernet Sauvignon entwined with Shiraz and the spiced vanilla of French Oak. A wine with curves where others don’t have places! Uninhibitedly richer, juicier, bigger, bolder and proud of it! Price £69.99 for a case of 6 bottles, including Shipping. Shipping to UK only. Learn More

One for the ladies! Straw yellow in colour with a light green tint this sparkling wine has superb quality written all over it. Produced using the natural fermentation Charmat method with grapes cultivated in the Montello and Asolo hill areas, the taste is full, warm, fresh and intense with hints of apple peach and pineapple. When poured its fine bubbles produce a delicate yet lush froth in the glass with its nose also reminiscent of just-mowed hay. An ideal drink to celebrate a special occasion with or just to enjoy as an aperitif. Fabulous with seafood. Serve at 6-7C. Regular Case Price: £114.87. Special Case Price: £96.89 for a case of 12 bottles, including Shipping. Shipping to UK only. Learn More

A premium example of Pinotage with dark berry fruit characters combined with delicious coffee/mocha flavours. Time spent maturing in French oak produces vanilla and coffee notes on the long and complex finish. Deep purple in colour, with silky, well balanced tannins. Ideal with steak, barbequed chicken, rich stews & casseroles and cheese. Price £60.93, including Shipping within the UK. Shipping to UK only. Learn More

Love chocolate? Love wine? Then you’ll love this selection of Chocolate Box wines! A delightful selection box containing 2 bottles each of the stunning Chocolate Box Shiraz, GSM and Cabernet Sauvignon. Price £77.73 for 6 bottles, including Shipping within the UK. Shipping to UK only. Learn More

A selection case containing a bottle of each of 5 Rickety Bridge wines , namely a Chenin Blanc, Sauvignon Blanc, Shiraz, Pinotage and Foundation Stone plus a mystery South African wine! Price £49.84 for a case of 6 bottles, including shipping to the UK. Shipping to UK only. Learn More

Why not try this fantastic selection of '6 of the Best' K-Plonk wines? Featuring one bottle each of Motorhead Shiraz, The Dark Side Cabernet Sauvignon, Bean Pinotage, Peach Chenin Blanc, Chocolate Box Grenache/Shiraz/Mourvedre (GSM) and a sparkling Prosecco. Price just £71.98 including delivery in the UK. Shipping to UK only. Learn More

Banned in the House of Commons but available here! A stunning blonde beer full bodied with a voluptuous hop aroma. This award winning beer brewed solely with Whitbred Goldings Hops produces an initial burst of bitterness with a citrus fruity finish. Locally brewed in the Midlands by Slaters Ales. 12 x 500ml bottles Price £28.50, including delivery within the UK Learn More

Distilled to 38%, Pincer Vodka combines centuries of distilling heritage, 100% selected grain and the finest Scottish mountain water with the natural botanical extracts of Milk Thistle and Wild Elderflower. Snow Patrol are avid fans, and even designed a limited edition box for the drink. Price £28.98, including shipping to the UK only. Learn More

WARNING! Now in stock – the 250,000 Scovilles Chili Vodka. It is a monster, summoned from the bowels of hell, formed in a vile carboy filled with a horrid mound of Naga Jolokia chillies (the world’s hottest chillies), steeped in grain vodka. It’s packaged in a heavy glass bottle with industrial-grade sealing wire and lead security seal (with a skull and crossbones embossed on it). To get into this bottle, you'll literally have to open it with wire cutters, but we strongly recommend you don't. In fact, this unspeakable 250,000 Scovilles vodka is a chilli vodka so horrendous we suggest you don’t even purchase it. Have a nice cup of tea instead and try to forget what you saw. Price: £37.00 for a 50cl bottle, including delivery within the UK. Over 18s only. Shipping within the UK only. Learn More

Officially classed as the world’s hottest vodka, this volatile blend of vodka and chillies is only for the serious spice fan (or the plain barmy!) Price: £38.90 including delivery within the UK. Learn More

Naked on Roller Skates 2010 Shiraz/Mataro From ‘Some Young Punks’ McLaren Vale, Australia. 12 X 750ml There is a type of person for whom neither hillsides nor nudity are enough – a type of person who needs roller skates to enjoy these simple pleasures. Enjoy it fast and feisty with the wind through your everywhere. 750mls of thrills await from ‘Some Young Punks - wine producers with attitude! Price £155 for a case of 12 x 750ml, including delivery within the UK. Learn More